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General Zod escapes phantom zone; claims USMC Commandancy

Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."

General Zod escapes phantom zone; claims USMC Commandancy

Oh great. Now we’ve done it.

THE PENTAGON, Washington, DC—The Senate’s hold on confirming senior military leaders took a new turn today when it was revealed that the empty portrait frame of the Marine Corps Commandant had inadvertently released Kryptonian General Zod and his staff from their imprisonment in the Phantom Zone. Upon learning that there was an empty office in the Marine Corps portion of the E-Ring, Zod announced that he would assume responsibilities as the 39th Commandant of the Marine Corps.

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