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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”
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Bad Lawyer
14
Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef
Please God, let there still be Pâté.
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Whiskey Fueled Tirade
7
77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
You can run, but you can't hide.
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W.E. Linde
4
Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
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Task Force Football Bat
5
Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
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Duffel Blog
4
15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
Thought it was only one weekend a month.
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Cat Astronaut
4
Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
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Cat Astronaut
3
Afghanistan Commission identifies exact PowerPoint slide that lost War
Just in time.
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Duffel Blog Staff
4
2nd Lt. who locked up Chief Warrant Officer 5 commended for finding elusive Chief Warrant Officer 5
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
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As for Class
3
Russia suffers mass desertion of 2nd lieutenants after Ukrainians remove all road signs
We got 'em on the run now.
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Rock Or Something
5
Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
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Duffel Blog
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Local family tired of dad's daily Ukraine war briefings
They keep pushing back dinner time.
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Duffel Blog Staff
5
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