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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”
Apr 16, 2021 • 
Bad Lawyer
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Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef
Please God, let there still be Pâté.
Oct 25, 2021 • 
Whiskey Fueled Tirade
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
You can run, but you can't hide.
Aug 6, 2021 • 
W.E. Linde
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
Mar 14 • 
Task Force Football Bat
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Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
Feb 24 • 
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15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
Thought it was only one weekend a month.
Mar 30, 2022 • 
Cat Astronaut
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
Mar 3 • 
Cat Astronaut
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Afghanistan Commission identifies exact PowerPoint slide that lost War
Just in time.
Aug 21, 2022 • 
Duffel Blog Staff
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2nd Lt. who locked up Chief Warrant Officer 5 commended for finding elusive Chief Warrant Officer 5
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
May 6, 2024 • 
As for Class
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2nd Lt. who locked up Chief Warrant Officer 5 commended for finding elusive Chief Warrant Officer 5
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Russia suffers mass desertion of 2nd lieutenants after Ukrainians remove all road signs
We got 'em on the run now.
Feb 28, 2022 • 
Rock Or Something
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Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
Mar 7 • 
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Local family tired of dad's daily Ukraine war briefings
They keep pushing back dinner time.
Mar 28, 2023 • 
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