Opinion: I secretly want you to pet my service dog

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

The ten most mind-blowing lines from Lieutenant Smith’s latest operations order

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General breaks jaw while talking out of both sides of mouth

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Troops deploy to Alamo for dramatic last stand against migrant caravan

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Report: Jody opening your wife's border while you protect ours

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Air Force can’t figure out why sailor would spend $1,280 on tattoo

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Thanksgiving declares unconditional surrender in War on Christmas

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Veteran with PTSD can’t believe he never thought to murder innocent people before

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Pentagon fails first audit and still gets promoted to Hexagon

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Trump Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Weather

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Air Force decreases deployments to Afghanistan to a 3-hour tour

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Green Beans Coffee lands $3 billion contract to open 2,000 locations along border

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Retired Marine General John Kelly relieves White House Chief of Staff John Kelly of duty

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Level 63 Paladin granted religious exemption to grow neckbeard

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Border Wall to be constructed out of unfinished Coast Guard cutters

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Space Force now soliciting uniform concepts from industry

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Smart bomb finally destroys something that costs more than a smart bomb

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

'Lazy' federal employee not likely to retire anytime soon

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Zip-tied Somali pirates bet on how many SEAL memoirs they'll be in

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