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Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG
Anonymous clergy sources confirmed that Francis had reviewed Vance’s background and uttered the words “Not today, Satan."
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Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams.
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Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians
“I just want to do my job, follow orders, and not think about all that foreign policy blah blah blah.”
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Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't
"People say, ‘Oh, they risked their lives, they served their country.’ But did they ever have to convince a medical doctor to write a note? I don’t…
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Clay Beyersdorfer
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Pentagon releases list of approved racial and sexual epithets
Names and “zingers” questioning another service member’s sexual orientation are allowed immediately.
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W.E. Linde
5
DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub
Now our warfighters won’t lose access to the lube that keeps the Defense Department grinding.
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
5
Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup
"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”
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Adrian DeRyder
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Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
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Blondes Over Baghdad
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Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans
"Accountability has been my watchword from day one, and my little boo-boo is no exception,” he said.
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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Intel update briefing prepared by National Security Advisor Mike Waltz
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Bad Lawyer
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