Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy
"Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision."
WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has given the green light to a new plan aimed at ridding the military of all joy, sources confirmed today. The decision comes following extensive research that showed sad people weighed .23 ounces less than happy individuals, with fuel savings from lighter soldiers estimated to save $327 over the next five years.
Gilbert Cisnero…
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