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Pentagon claims 'homeland' is unrealistic, says no Marine’s wife is that hot

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Pentagon claims 'homeland' is unrealistic, says no Marine’s wife is that hot

Morena Baccarin plays Jessica Brody, a character way too attractive to be married to an enlisted Marine.

ARLINGTON, VA — Pentagon officials reacted strongly Monday to the season three premiere of the Showtime series Homeland, complaining that the portrayal of U.S. Marines is extremely offensive, as a spokesman claimed that no service member could marry a woman as hot as Morena Baccarin.

“This show is completely unrealistic,” said Capt. Wyatt Stoneburner. “Seriously, look at her. You think you can land a woman like that on a Sergeant’s salary? Hell no. You’re lucky if you can get a girl under 300 pounds."

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