THE PENTAGON — A U.S. Air Force A-10 Warthog ground attack plane was seen sulking and sobbing on the sidelines of the Pentagon's sporting complex, after it was completely cut from the national defense team on Monday.
"I work my ass off out there. I practice more than half these guys," said the A-10 in between sobs. "How the hell could they choose the F-35 over me? For a so-called 'stealth fighter', he sure is getting intercepted a whole heck of a lot."