This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
American-born ISIS recruit beheaded for calling cadence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSI6-LF_l9A
MOSUL, Iraq – Sources confirmed American citizen Rick Phelps was beheaded today in Iraq after footage was disseminated to various media outlets depicting him being brutally decapitated with a steak knife.
Phelps, 32, from Topeka, Kansas and a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church, converted to Islam in early 2014, adopted the name “Mohammed al-Fatwa,” and took up arms with the Islamic State, reportedly saying, “These guys hate gays and the American military almost as much as I do.”
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