The following is an opinion piece written by your platoon leader.

Hey everyone. It's your platoon leader here. I just wanted to talk with you guys real quick about a tiny problem I'm having. It's probably nothing, but I wanted to make sure we are on the same page when conducting patrol base operations.

I would really appreciate it — like, super duper appreciate it — if you would stop building the terrain model next to the slit trench.

I know, I know. I am "totally being a dick" and pulling rank here.