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Trump shuffles national security council to defend US from feminazis, cucks

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has shuffled the Principals Committee of his National Security Council to be better prepared to defend America from existential threats posed by feminazis, cucks, and fans of Obummer, sources confirmed.

Trump ordered on Saturday his chief strategist Stephen Bannon would be present at every NSC meeting, while the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Director of National Intelligence would be present only when "issues pertaining to their responsibilities and expertise are to be discussed."

Though CJCS Gen. Joseph Dunford and acting DNI Mike Dempsey have vast experience in national security issues, sources say both have little skill in defending against America's core threats, such as women who use birth control.

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