The following is a brief given by the motivated Mullah Al Habib to new ISIS insurgents before they leave for Europe.
Okay, listen up men! Today is the first day of a brand new assignment, and I know you're excited to get out there and serve your country, but we need to go over your foreign duty station brief first.
I know, I know. I can practically see your eyes glazing over already.
But believe me, as soon as you set foot out there, you're gonna have a gigantic target painted on your back.
