DAMASCUS, Syria — The mystery of Bugs Bunny’s recent disappearance took a troubling turn after ISIS claimed to have taken him hostage, sources confirmed today.
The kidnapping of the iconic Hollywood star comes as a major victory for the so-called Islamic State, as Bunny is the most high-profile American to fall into their hands.
"Taking Bugs Bunny hostage is a victory for ISIS that will send shockwaves around the world," said Bill Testier, a senior defense analyst at the Pentagon. "It's even worse than the time they painted a fake tunnel entrance on the side of a cliff, resulting in eight American casualties."
