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New Army plan to print more PowerPoint slides would boost economies of at least 4 nations

By Duffel Blog Staff · Army Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1534

PENTAGON — A new US Army plan to double the amount of PowerPoint slides printed this fiscal year could positively impact the GDPs of four countries, sources confirmed today.

"We thought it couldn't be done," 2nd Lt. Andrea Smithfield said. "But then one of the general officers started jumping up and down."

There were also reports of screaming in the middle of briefings, tears shedding from every field grade officer and above, and one staff officer rocking in the corner.

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