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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Holiday half-day schedule canceled due to low morale

WASHINGTON — Base Commanders across the military have steadily become aware of seasonal low morale across the force, and they're going to do something about it.

“Our research uncovered that the dip in morale began among the junior enlisted who have to serve at the duty desks and on guard positions," said a Pentagon spokesman. "We think making those kids stare at walls when everyone else is at home with their families may be a factor, but not a substantial one.”

The military has historically experienced a decrease in morale during the holidays, defense officials said.

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