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Chelsea Manning hopes to become Senate's first openly transgender disgrace

BETHESDA, Md. — Convicted traitor Chelsea Manning has announced the start of her campaign to become the US Senate's first openly-transgender disgrace, sources confirmed this week.

Manning is also hoping to become the youngest female disgrace of a senator.

“There have been many disgraceful senators,” said political analyst Rob Tembley. “In fact, there are many serving right now. Manning, however, would be the first openly transgender one.”

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