Skip to content
America's Most-Trusted Military News

Grim reaper to dress as secretary Mattis for Halloween

| 1 min read

MEXICO CITY — Speaking to reporters at his Día de los Muertos press conference, the Grim Reaper confirmed that he will dress as U.S. Secretary of Defense James Mattis when he goes trick or treating with his daughter this Halloween.

“I’m a huge fan,” the spiritual embodiment of death told reporters today. “I think the body of work — and the bodies — really speaks for itself.”

The Grim Reaper went on to explain the thinking behind his decision.

More Stories

Know someone who'd find this funny? Send it to them.

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal

Shipping & taxes calculated at checkout.