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Op-ed: You can't have a terrorist training camp without monkey bars!

By Duffel Blog Staff
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Salaam Alaikum, Brothers,

I see you've completed the training facility just in time for the latest group of shahid to arrive. Let's see: bayonet course ... check. Explosives ... check. Prayer rugs ... check. Monkey bars ... wait! You don't have monkey bars? YOU DON'T HAVE MONKEY BARS?!?!

In the name of the Blessed Prophet, peace be upon him, you cannot have a terrorist training camp without fucking monkey bars! What miserable ass-crack of a country are you from? Did you never see a set of monkey bars during all that time there?

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