NEW YORK, N.Y. — From Alex Jones to your Uncle Earl who is currently browsing the forums at Stormfront, conspiracy theorists around the world have expressed fear that the inability of the U.S. to confront ISIS could lead to the Jews pulling off another 9/11 attack, Duffel Blog has learned.

As is obvious to people who aren't just idiot sheeple, the threat of Mossad agents remotely detonating explosives in skyscrapers in downtown Manhattan and at the Pentagon grows as militants of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) become more dangerous each day.

"ISIS was constructed by agents of the CIA, Mossad, and MI-6 to conduct false flag operations," said a man who would only give his first name of Ian, due to fears of possible government retaliation against the 32-year-old white male residing at 1322 River Rd. in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.