This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Al Qaeda's Jewish accountant starting to get a bit worried
TIMBUKTU, MALI — The chief accountant for the Al Qaeda terrorist organization says he's starting to get "a bit worried" about his safety, sources confirmed today.
Murray Goldstein, 54, has taken care of the terror network's finances for nearly five years, replacing its previous accountant who spontaneously combusted in Peshawar.
"It's pretty hard doing what I do, but also very rewarding," said Goldstein, in a telephone interview from his office in Mali. "But I've been getting this feeling lately like my coworkers don't really like me that much."
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