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Discord wins DoD server contract
The decision comes after high-ranking officials reportedly got “really into Among Us lobbies” and appreciated the platform’s robust emoji support.
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'We don't want you anyway!' Army launches reverse psychology recruiting campaign
“Most teens these days are too fat, stupid, and substance-addled to even be suitable for service,” said Staff Sergeant Simona Oppf.
Jul 26
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JD Vance vows to represent fellow 'losers' and 'suckers' in White House
Former Cpl. promises to be a uniter, insufferable prick
Jul 24
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Ukraine War funding reduced to single CFC donation code
CFC sources report that even as little as $5 a paycheck can make a big difference in giving Ukrainians the additional 150,000 troops they need.
Jul 22
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Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy
"Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision."
Jul 20
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Army debuts AI-powered NCOs to help with manpower crisis
“Now leave requests and sick call notifications can be declined without delay,” said General Randy George.
Jul 19
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ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet
“We are checking our data because obviously this is unprecedented,” said Maj. Gen. Antonio Munera, Commanding General of Cadet Command
Jul 17
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Biden reminds everyone that he has Presidential immunity
“Not that I had anything to do with those potshots at my Vice President Trump. I only killed Medicare.”
Jul 14
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Coffee company owner begins new career as Special Forces soldier
The transition from barista to elite soldier has not been without its hiccups.
Jul 13
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DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table
“Look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never thought it would be a good idea to split 10s,” the Secretary remarked sternly.
Jul 12
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Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can
"One veteran even mentioned that his local bartender has never once put him on hold."
Jul 10
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Clay Beyersdorfer
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President who dropped Afghans from sky asks why you thought Gaza pier would go any better
“God save the Queen, man, but we tried our best to alleviate the suffering of those Carthaginians there in the Plaza Strip,” said Biden.
Jul 8
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