Archive - Duffel Blog

DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy

“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”

Jan 22 •

Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief

Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.

Jan 20 •

Clay Beyersdorfer

'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person

“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.

Jan 17 •

Navy fighter jets issued reflective belts to reduce friendly-fire incidents

CNO Adm. Lisa Franchetti announced the new measure yesterday.

Jan 15 •

Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend

Sure, you can feel a little bad for the guy.

Jan 13 •

The Ghost of Jimmy Carter

Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy

If he smells like tequila, ask no questions, and he’ll tell you no lies.

Jan 10 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior

"I have no idea why my former Congressman was here in a red convertible Mercedes."

Jan 8 •

SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret

"Our nation expects only the best from SOF, including their transition to the crazed veteran life."

Jan 6 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

December 2024

A Duffel Blog holiday break

Merry Christmas! We're going on vacation.

Dec 25, 2024 •

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

Dec 24, 2024 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season

"Operation Star-Spangled Sustenance" aims to feed hungry soldiers for just $1.23 a day.

Dec 23, 2024 •

Retiree at Commissary reads entire label of Campbell’s Chunky Soup out loud

The soliloquy was witnessed by an audience of dozens in Aisle 3 during the lunchtime rush.

Dec 20, 2024 •

Mike Charles Delta

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