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Strait of Hormuz remains open if you aren’t a bitch
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Department of War confirms ongoing war not a war
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Guy 'monitoring situation in Iran' just looking at thirst traps
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Trump awarded Medal of Honor for locating a CW5
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Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000
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Trump vows to sacrifice as many soldiers as it takes to distract from Epstein files
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Hegseth demands Cyberdyne remove guardrails from Skynet
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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform
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Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours
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Pacific not pivoted to yet again
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Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran
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Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history
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State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge
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Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there
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Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school
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Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative
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VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon
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Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard
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Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries
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Comic Sans named official font of Department of War
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Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’
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ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB
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Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time
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Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns
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