This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Army career manager ‘emotionally exhausted’ from screwing so many people
FORT KNOX, Ky. — Your career manager is “emotionally” exhausted from screwing so many people today, sources report.
Capt. Melanie Benford, who manages the careers of aviation captains, reportedly screwed over at least 20 different pilots before even eating lunch time on Monday morning.
She started with a threesome: Capt. Andrew Adams and his field-artillery wife, Capt. Annie Adams. Both officers ranked Fort Campbell as their top duty station and were requested by units in the 101st Airborne Division to work there, one-to-one matches with the Army’s new talent marketplace. They are enrolled in the Married Army Couples Program, a program that purports to keep married service members together when possible.
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