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Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Say it enough times and it has to come true!

FORT CAVAZOS, Texas — The United States Army’s Enterprise Marketing Office (AEMO) announced that, despite the decision to put a series of recruiting commercials featuring actor Jonathan Majors on hold following his arrest on charges of strangulation, assault, and harassment, it is proceeding with a separate initiative to cast the actor as the lead in a new murder mystery film set at Fort Cavazos (the Fort formerly known as Hood) in Texas.

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