FORT CAVAZOS, Texas — The United States Army’s Enterprise Marketing Office (AEMO) announced that, despite the decision to put a series of recruiting commercials featuring actor Jonathan Majors on hold following his arrest on charges of strangulation, assault, and harassment, it is proceeding with a separate initiative to cast the actor as the lead in a new murder mystery film set at Fort Cavazos (the Fort formerly known as Hood) in Texas.
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Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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