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Army feeling cute, may change its uniforms again

By Duffel Blog Staff · Army Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1552

WASHINGTON — The Army posted a photo to Instagram today with the caption “Feeling cute, may change the Army uniform later, IDK.”

The Air Force and Coast Guard both totally liked the photo. The Navy left a sarcastic GIF in reply, mocking the Army's clear attempt at garnering extra attention.

The Marines called the Army a series of expletives and said, "DO IT!!! #youwont #armysoweak."

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