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Army Specialist earns recognition at company demotion ceremony

The following is a transcript of a recent company demotion ceremony that took place at Fort Hood, Texas.

ADJUTANT: Attention to Orders!

The Battalion Commander has expressed disappointment in the lack of standards and the unsatisfactory behavior of JAMES WINDERS.

In view of these deficiencies and having received non-judicial punishment under Article 15, UCMJ, he is, therefore, reduced from Specialist to Private First Class. Reduction is effective 13 April 2018 with a new date of rank of 13 April 2018.

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