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'I would be Vegeta in dragon ball z,' claims Army intelligence analyst

CAMP CASEY, Korea — An intelligence analyst tasked with looking into the capabilities of the North Korean military believes he's a perfect fit as the Vegeta character in the animated series Dragon Ball Z, sources confirmed today.

"I would soo be Vegeta," claims specialist Jimmy Garriott, an all-source analyst from the battalion S-2 shop. "I mean, we're pretty much the same person."

The animated series Dragon Ball Z has been for years a popular cult classic among soldiers, according to officials. Between the trash talking, planet destroying, and bright flashy lights, battle buddies have frequently debated who they would be if tossed into the DBZ universe.

Vegeta, or Prince Vegeta, is one of the strongest fighters among the cast of characters. Part of a spartan warrior race known as the Saiyans, Vegeta is a fan favorite due to his strong sense of pride, drive to be the best, and merciless combat tactics.

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