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ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

Just sayin' man

ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

Welcome to ASK SERGEANT CASANOVA, a regular love, dating a sex advice column for active duty service members, retirees, and dependas looking for a smash before their husband comes back from TDY next week. Slide into my DMs, ladies, and I’ll slide up in them guts. You can reach me via [email protected].

A lot of you been asking, “What does the weird buzzword language you see in dating profiles mean?” Sgt Casanova is here to decode them for you!

“Petite.” She’s a dwarf.

“Statuesque.” She’s incredibly tall.

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