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Bi-Racial female SNCO sick of always being EO advisor

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — Citing gender and racial discrimination, a multi-racial female Marine filed an equal opportunity complaint against her unit for always selecting her as the Equal Opportunity Advisor, Duffel Blog has learned.

Staff Sgt. Dwrena Soledad, the daughter of African-American and Puerto Rican parents, alleges she is continually singled out for collateral duty as Equal Opportunity Advisor because of her bi-racial background and gender. Last week she formally submitted a report to herself in the form of an Article 138 UCMJ Complaint.

“This is racially offensive and utterly sexist,” said Soledad. “How come the EO is never a white male? I want to know why I’m never the SACO. I’d like the chance to meat gaze for once.”

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