Skip to content
DUFFEL BLOG

Free military brief. No CAC required.

For more than a decade, we've deployed pitch perfect satire to service members around the world.

Join thousands of troops, veterans, and defense insiders who read Duffel Blog before breakfast.

“A must-read for national security nerds.”

—The Daily Beast
Subscribe form

Free. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.

14years publishing
4,200+dispatches filed
20,000+readers briefed

Candidates vow to support troops with prepared statements, Facebook posts through election

WASHINGTON — Presidential hopefuls vowed yesterday to fully support the military with prepared statements and social media posts in the months leading up to the elections.

"Wednesday was Veteran's Day, " Anna Epstein, press secretary for GOP candidate Carly Fiorina noted. "But we believe that every day until the election should be Veteran's Day, and to help raise awareness, we have purchased literally dozens of stock photos of happy troops."

"Hillary Clinton absolutely cares about the representation of the military across her social media platforms and will do everything to show it until election night," said Katie Dowd, Director of Social Media for the Clinton campaign. "She has been under fire with our troops, so she wants her brothers and sisters in arms to be a focal point of her brand."

More Stories

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal
WELCOME10 — 10% off applied at checkout

Add more for free shipping.

✓ You qualify for free shipping!