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Captain Li Shang relieved of command for toxic masculinity

CHANGCHUN, China — The Chinese Army relieved a decorated army officer and son of legendary Gen. Li of his command position after details were leaked that the promising young officer had "fostered a command climate of toxic masculinity," sources confirmed today.

While training recruits for war against the invading Hun Army, Capt. Shang reportedly abused his primarily male recruits, asking if their families had sent daughters when he'd asked for sons. Several of Li's troops have come forward with allegations against him, and many more anonymous complaints have been received by Imperial Headquarters.

Li screamed at his troops to "be a man" no less than nine times, according to eyewitnesses. Several other reports claim he told the trainees he would "make a man out of them."

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