MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today.
There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting.
"I always suspected Chesty was letting his fame go to his head," said Pfc. David Trimbull, a member of the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon. "We all heard rumors, but the command made it perfectly clear they wanted us to keep quiet."
