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Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized

"We honestly just thought people were into canoeing"

Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized

Base maintenance curious about hundreds of curvy little canoes drawn in porta-johns

A trove of clitoris artwork was discovered in hundreds of Porta-Johns returned from Al-Harir Air Base to the U.S. this week, the Army Center of Military History announced.

The Porta-Johns were undergoing routine maintenance when Pfc. Miranda St. Germaine made an offhand comment about the large amount of dick and clitoris drawings she was painting over. St. Germaine’s squad leader overheard the comment and demanded she point out the purported devil’s doorbells.

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