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They need you at the company office right now

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THE BARRACKS — You need to get your ass to the company office right now, multiple sources at the barracks confirmed today.

Details are sketchy at this time, but fellow Marines are trying to locate you at this moment to let you know the first sergeant wants to see you.

Oh, and they think he's really pissed and is reportedly shitting a brick house.

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