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Deployment queen expecting royal baby
A view from the Royal dining facility.
KANDAHAR AIRFIELD, AFGHANISTAN — Officials from the 10th Sustainment Brigade confirmed that Specialist Catherine Rodriguez, who was crowned Deployment Queen upon the brigade's arrival in Afghanistan, is expecting a royal baby.
The startling news comes just three months into the deployment, after Rodriguez was admitted to the Kandahar Airfield's aid station with a severe case of morning sickness. No fewer than fifteen male soldiers have watched over her in the aid station, claiming that they are "just nice and concerned."
The news comes after much speculation over when Rodriguez would become pregnant during the deployment.
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