Duffel Blog is proud to present "The 12 Days of Leave" in keeping with wonderful Christmas military traditions.
On the first day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
A preheated MRE.
On the second day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Two safety briefs, and a preheated MRE.
On the third day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the fourth day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Four babies crying, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
On the fifth day of leave, my dependa gave to me,
Five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE.
