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I hate the troops, so I can't wait to scare the shit out of them

By A Fireworks Show · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1542

You're not ready for this. (Photo Credit: Klaus Graf)

Peeeeeeeewww. Pop! Pop! Pop! I see you below me, Mr. Veteran. Do I make you nervous? Yeah, of course I make you nervous.

That's why I go peeeeeeeeeew. Pop! Pop! Pop!

Because fuck you and fuck your service. Peeeeeeeew Pop! Pop! Pop!

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