FORT CAVAZOS, Tx. – First Sergeant Thomas “Ebenezer” Scrooge is still a complete asshole despite a Christmas Eve visit by several apparitions who attempted to get him to change his salty ways, soldiers in his unit reported.
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"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"
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