FORT CAVAZOS, Tx. – First Sergeant Thomas “Ebenezer” Scrooge is still a complete asshole despite a Christmas Eve visit by several apparitions who attempted to get him to change his salty ways, soldiers in his unit reported.
First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas eve
"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"
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