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Vol. 15 · No. 127 · Saturday, 24 October 2026

Pentagon

Trump announces sale of Patriot missiles to Russia

White House says deal will help Moscow defend itself from Ukrainian aggression

Hegseth consults God via dumpster fire behind Pentagon

US to livestream execution of Ukraine

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Army · Page 4

Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food

Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!

Filed · 0812

Ft. Cavazos: Come for the food scraps, stay for the murder investigations!

FORT CAVAZOS, Tx — A young soldier searching for food scraps in a dumpster behind a now-shuttered on-post McDonald’s recently made a grisly discovery. PFC Yan Bing was licking crumbs from the bottom of a bag of “SunChips” when he grabbed a pizza box in hopes of finding a moldy crust and instead exposed the remains of a young woman.

“I haven’t eaten in about three days,” said a visibly emaciated Bing. “But I guess if I am looking on the bright side, finding a dead girl in the trash really makes you lose your appetite.”

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