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Google unveils new search tool to help infantrymen find jobs as security guards

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1532

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google has unveiled a new search tool to help Army and Marine infantrymen find jobs as security guards, truck drivers, and professional hitmen, sources confirmed today.

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