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Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns

Can you tell me how this ends?

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 2 October 2023 · 0734

Dark arts have rendered a former model of effective government impotent

US CAPITOL BUILDING, Washington, D.C. - Federal officials are at a loss for how to resume operations as the ongoing debate about federal government shutdown has shut down the Government Task Force to End Government Shutdowns.

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