This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Homemade SCIF just a closet covered in aluminum foil
TED”S ROOT CELLAR — The System of Humans In The Anti-Illuminati Militia concluded an inspection of a remote SCIF in Florida designed to keep out the NSA, Bigfoot, JFK's true killer, and North Koreans.
The location is occupied around the clock by Captain Commandant Ted McTedson: professional prepper instructor, shitpost lord, and regular blogger at SHITAIM.com (TM).
The site includes the perfect mix of old military surplus equipment, military-grade school supplies, broken walkie talkies, and elaborate furniture made of milk crates. “And lots of wires, because The Matrix is kickass,” McTedson said.
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