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Inspiring! This admin clerk does his job!

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1551

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Cpl. Marcus Watkins of the 173rd Logistical Battalion has inspired hundreds by actually doing his job, sources report.

Watkins has been praised for filling out paperwork on time, answering emails, and even showing up to work. Conduct like this has placed him head and shoulders above his peers at the office.

“Watkins is an amazing individual,” Capt. Lucy Mirabelle said. “Doing his job really sets him apart from everyone else here."

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