WASHINGTON, DC — The White House revealed a major diplomatic breakthrough with Iran today, after the President of Iran prank-called the Oval Office and asked for Barack Osama before giggling like a schoolgirl, sources confirmed.
"Yes, YEAH! Is Barack Osama there? Osama?," said Hassan Rouhani, muffling the telephone so President Obama would not hear the laughter. "Sorry, is this Domino's? I need 50 large pizzas delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, right away."
A White House spokesman confirmed the call as a historic communication with the Middle Eastern nation, as it was the first talk between Iranian and U.S. presidents since 1979.
