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ISIS shows mercy through indiscriminate mass murder

MOSUL, Iraq — The Islamic State continues their quest to create a nation following the teachings of Allah, the Infinitely Merciful and Compassionate Lord, through mass murder of innocents, sources report.

The attacks in Paris and Beirut were another step in creating a more peaceful world according to ISIS' practice of Islam, the sources add.

The Islamic State, or "Daesh," uses suicide bombers to kill innocents in accordance with the Islamic teachings to not kill innocents or commit suicide. The group also burns captives alive, in order to properly interpret the surahs that, “No one may punish using fire other than the Lord of the Fire (Allah),” “It is not befitting for anyone to punish using fire, other than the Lord of the Fire (Allah),” and “Do not punish with the punishment of Allah!”

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