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Lieutenant goes missing after chewing out command sergeant major
CAMP HUMPHREYS, Korea – Alpha Company soldiers and military police are still searching for 2nd Lt. Trevor Senseman after he reportedly ordered the brigade command sergeant major to stand at the position of attention before addressing him, sources confirmed today.
"No one has seen or heard from him in three days," said Capt. Andrew Upshaw, the Alpha Company commander. "I know every LT has their screw-ups, but this? Not good."
Upshaw is currently due to change out of command in three weeks, but the date could be pushed until his company executive officer's whereabouts are determined.
The situation unfolded during 'Motor Pool Monday' when brigade Sgt. Maj. Billy Jackson paid an unannounced visit to greet and observe soldiers, according to sources.
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