TUCSON, Ariz. — Local man Clint Smith, 29, was able to find, purchase, and wear a T-shirt indicating his desire to hunt members of the Islamic State as a profession, but has so far been unable to find the recruiter’s station which would allow him to do just that, sources say.

An acquaintance of Smith's says the man has long been vocally supportive of a violent conflict with the Islamic State, going so far as to suggest we should “be over there right now, boots on the ground, stacking bodies.” But it wasn’t until recently that Smith doubled down on his stance with the appearance of his “ISIS Hunter” T-shirt.

“I just wish one of them ISIS shitheads would do something here," Smith said. "I’d do anything for the chance to shoot one of those fuckers.”

Smith might in fact have the opportunity to shoot a member of the Islamic State were he simply to volunteer as a member of the United States armed forces.