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Median age of MEPS doctors falls to 97, study finds

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1534

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. — The median age of doctors working at Military Entrance Processing Facilities has dropped to 97 years old, a new study shows.

The drastic change in the median age took a hit after 126-year-old Levingham Collinstock died unexpectedly while demonstrating a duck-walk for new recruits.

The next oldest doctor is Ulysses Chesterfield Grintleigh, a 116-year-old working in Oklahoma City.

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