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Michigan militia fights to take back domestic terrorism industry from foreigners

Michigan militia fights to take back domestic terrorism industry from foreigners

YPSILANTI, Mich. — In a world becoming more interconnected every day, militia groups across the US are fighting to reclaim an industry they view as being increasingly dominated by foreigners — Domestic Terrorism.

One such militia based out of Michigan, calling themselves the Wolverine Watchmen, rocketed to prominence this past week after several members were arrested for plotting to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

“When the government did 9/11 and then named the terrorists as a bunch of Saudis, it literally hijacked the industry” said militia leader Hunter Dickerson. “Now people assume we’re just neckbeards, airsoft guns, and tactical pants with a 52-inch waist, but we’re more than that. Some of us are violent extremists willing to use fear as a weapon”

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