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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Situation Report
FORT LEWIS, WA — Specialist Jeremy Price wasn’t having a good Friday. His platoon leader had gotten them all lost on a trail run during PT. They had gotten back so late that he didn’t have time to shower, so he threw on a uniform, still sweaty, and was five minutes late to his Sergeant Major’s detail. Price ended up doing flutter kicks until he saw stars for that infraction. Later in the morning his live-in girlfriend Samantha texted Price to tell him that she was leaving him for a local drummer in an emo band that played in downtown Tacoma.
The rest of the work day seemed to crawl by, and his company commander took an extra long time with the safety briefing. Finally Price was released. Depressed and angry, his mood only got worse as the traffic became bumper to bumper with soldiers trying to get home. Crawling along at a snail’s pace, the Specialist was furious to see even the herd of pregnant wives thunder past his creeping vehicle as they made their way around the airfield track for their monthly workout session.
That’s when he noticed it. The sign on a car, twisted beyond recognition, dumped on the side of the road leading off post. It could have been a Camry. Maybe a Malibu. Blackened smoke streaks covered the side that still had a door, and the windshield was a spiderweb of cracks and stained with what could only be congealing human blood. Normally Price wouldn’t have paid attention to such a grisly scene, but on the sign he read:
“HAVE A SAFE TRAINING HOLIDAY. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE.”
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